Pecha Kucha Amsterdam #17 

The moment we came back from the Congo, people wanted us to give a presentation about our trip for some reason. On the 6th april we presented in Trouw Amsterdam for the 17th edition of Pecha Kucha Amsterdam. Child’s teeth, socks, gizobazoba, development work/business, Congolese vs Western dancing, the wall of a theatre, black man with flute, defecation graphs, future Congo business opportunities, inspiring messages, it is all in it. Pick what you like. Or what you think you like.

Sincerely,

Les Oiseaux de Merde

Design of the wall of the K-MU Theatre in Kinshasa, Congo (DR)

In the commune of N’Djili, a suburb of Kinshasa lies a small but engaging theatre, called K-MU Theatre. Whom the founder, Toto Kisaku, invited us officially to head over to Kinshasa. The theatre happened to be there to stimulate art and to encourage people to take initiatives so they can evade people hoping that God or the lottery will bring them money. Concluding we, Les Oiseaux de Merde, found the theatre an inspiring place, but their wall didn’t really match that atmosphere. We, as designers from origin, decided to make a change and revamped the whole wall. 

The wall was funded with the donations of people and businesses in the Netherlands. In exchange, their name was written on the wall of the K-MU theatre. Who else can say they have their name written on a wall in Kinshasa in the Congo?!

So we created in fact a win-win-win situation for all parties!

First, we had to arrange a painter. The artist first had to see the wall before he could know how much time and money it would cost to paint the wall. One big setback since he said that the wall first had to be plastered first befor he could start with the actual painting. This would take two days, we only had two days left. But the coordinator of the ‘project’ or ‘the garnaal’ of the K-MU theatre said us that everything would be all right. It would be in the end, but not because of him. 

So the wall had to be plastered. One guy was assigned to do this task, preferably in one day. Since this was impossible (the poor fellow had worked for 8 hours straight while the others were watching him do the job) he continued the next day. Alone, of course.

After two days of hard work (not for us, we were only allowed to sit and watch like two old emperors who lived in the colonial era), the wall was plastered. In time (!). The next morning the painter arrived with a team of five (actually four).
In the beginning there were some difficulties explaining the design, since our design was made loosly with illustrator and the painters worked with a grid. Therefore the design turned out to be a bit smaller then we wanted. But the team worked incredibly professional and after a day of hard work, the wall shined like a diamond!

So in the end everything was allright and everybody lived happily ever after! And we created a win-win-win situation: talking about doing business in Africa!

Sincerely,

Les Oiseaux de Merde

Arrival in Congo (hum pa dum, tadadada, hum pa dum!)

Internet in Congo is so slow (average of 0,005 kb/s), it took almost 4 weeks to upload this impression video of our arrival in Congo. But the patience is rewarded!


hum pa dum, tadadada, hum pa dum!

My father made me to know 
that my great great gandfather 
Came from the Congo in the Western Province of Katanga. 
But I can’t remember his name, 
because it was too long. 
and if I called the name 
I might have to bite me tounge

hum pa dum, tadadada, hum pa dum!

-Lord Brynner, Congo war
 

Sincerely,

Les Oiseaux de Merde

Handing out Socks 4 Africa

In 2010 Les Oiseaux de Merde started the NGO Socks 4 Africa. After a year of hard work, we managed to raise 4 pairs of socks. In 2011 it was finally the time to deliver the socks. We have never seen African people so happy.

By the end of 2012 we want to have raised at least 12 pairs of socks. Believe in the impossible and donate your socks! There is no better way to redeem yourself from your feeling of guilt towards the Africans!

Sincerely,

Les Oiseaux de Merde

Returning Africas capital


After years of slavery, war and exploitation, Les Oiseaux de Merde thinks it is time to return one of Africas most valuable properties: Ivory. Late 19th century, the ivory industry florished. In 1897 245 tons of ivory was stolen and exported from Congo to Europe (New York Times, 16 april 1899). 

We obviously feel ashamed for our greed and we want to make things right. Since the ivory was used to make pianos and biljartballs, it is impossible to return the ivory as we got it: in the classic shape of tusks. Therefore, we think it is time to pay back with our own ivory tusks : our teeth. 

Les Oiseaux de Merde took the first step and smuggled 4 of our childs teeth into the Democratic Republic of Congo. It is small, but it is a start. Our goal is to pay back at least the 245 tons of ivory we once relentlessly stole. Les Oiseaux de Merde alone does not have enough teeth to pay back the full 245 tonnes, so please donate your teeth and help us pay off our collective debt. This will make the Congolese people incredibly happy and it will releive us from our feeling of guilt.

Business in Congo à la Daniel Knoop

Congo DR staat op vrijwel de laagste plek van landen waar je het makkelijkst een business kan opzetten. Ook al is het land inmiddels 50 jaar onafhankelijk, politiek gezien is het een zooitje. De VN staat ook machteloos: het is schier onmogelijk regels op te leggen in een land waar zelfs de politie en het leger tot op het bot corrupt zijn.

Daniel Knoop heeft gewerkt bij de Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) van de VN. Hij ergerde zich bij de VN aan het grote contrast met de werkelijkheid. Hoe kun je iets veranderen als je niet weet hoe de lokale samenleving in elkaar steekt, simpelweg omdat je je er nooit tussen begeeft en altijd binnen de veilige zone van de VN blijft? Daarom is Knoop bij de VN vertrokken en is hij zelf vanaf nul een business begonnen in Congo (videoblog holland doc). Volgens Knoop kun je immers het beste bijdragen aan de ontwikkeling van Afrika door er zelf volledig aan deel te nemen.

Zijn bedrijf Incentivators (about) werkt volgens een simpel principe: Knoop koopt maniok in op het platteland, verwerkt die tot meel en verkoopt dat vervolgens in de stad Kinshasa. Op het platteland is namelijk overproductie en in Kinshasa voedseltekort. Door boeren te stimuleren om volgens zijn visie te produceren wil Knoop onder andere de enorme boskap in het gebied tegengaan.

De fabriek in Mukila

Om zaken te doen in Congo moet je flexibel zijn. Als je alles exact volgens de wet doet ben je jaren bezig. Bovendien is het zaak dat je je aanpast aan de cultuur en weet hoe de dorpsstructuren werken. Doordat Knoop precies weet hoe het spel gespeeld moet worden begint zijn bedrijf inmiddels winst te maken.

Met deze winst heeft Knoop grote plannen voor de toekomst. Allereerst wil hij meerdere fabrieken opzetten om meer boeren volgens zijn principe te laten verbouwen. Later zou hij graag in Congo een eliteschool opzetten met veel ruimte voor discussie en debat. Een soort Congolese BKB Academie dus. Wil je immers echt iets veranderen, dan moet je klein beginnen.

Daniel Knoop adviseert bedrijven over duurzaam ondernemen in Afrika. Hij is bereikbaar opdaniel_knoop@yahoo.co.ukfacebook en twitter. Hij schrijft ook voor IS Online. Over zijn tijd bij de FAO in Kameroen is een documentaire gemaakt. Knoop zelf echter kan zich niet geheel vinden in het beeld dat hierin van hem en van de ontwikkelingswereld geschetst wordt.

These things keep us focussed. 
We’ll see you there,
Oiseaux de Merde

These things keep us focussed. 

We’ll see you there,

Oiseaux de Merde